The "Everyer"

Let's consider names just for the sake of names. A lot of good products comes with good names. Like, something that can vacuum the floor is called a "vacuum cleaner", something squeezes juice from orange is called a "orange juicer", etc, etc.


So what if we have a product that can do EVERYTHING? That must be a good product. I don't even need a long design description for it. Usually someone come out with a design description like "a product that can automatically clean windows for you", or "a product that keeps record of your wine consumption and your perference, and also capable of recommending you new wine." Buf for my product, I can just claim "a product that can do anything and everyting for you". And the name, well, obviously, should be the "Everyer".

I would like to claim the copyright for the design and the name, if that is possible.